Robert Littal's Pimp Focus Dictionary
The Pimp Focus Dictionary
Pimp Focus- A higher understanding of the opposite sex.
NoHo- A female who isn’t ashamed to get what she can from man by any means necessary. Sometimes she will do it by ho like tactics, but will rationalize it as no-hoish. I.E. No Ho.
NoHo Tendencies- A female who isn’t a noho, but does a specific action that is consider nohish.
Breaking Lamps- Really Really good sex.
250- A mythical number of how much it takes to get a woman to have sex with a man. Not a straight dollar amount (although it could be) but can be considered any goods/services.
Negative 250- When a man gets a woman to give him good, services, money and etc in exchange for sex.
Hiking in Appalachian – Cheating on your spouse. Based on the South Carolina Governor telling his wife that excuse before admitting he was having an affair with an Argentine woman.
Bed Gammon- Another phrase for “having sex”.
Grocery Store Guy- A man who is giving up the 250, but not getting anything in return.
Head Guy/Girl- Male/Female who only performs oral sex on someone and get nothing in return.
Brakes girl- Female who is so beautiful everyone stops when they see her. I.E. “Put on the Brakes”. The Kryponite to your Pimp Focus.
UPS Guy- Hard working guy that is constantly turned down by a female in search of a baller.
Rollin- A sexual technique to help male sexual performance.
Handstand Girl- A female who is more interested in eduction in the books than eduction on the pole.
Full court press – Same as in basketball. Being more aggressive in your approach. Stepping up the intensity of your game. To be used early to increase interest or induce sex, and used later to get out of trouble.
Mike Brown Girl - she sits there & expects you to be LeBron & do all the work.
Salad Girl - A woman who only orders salads on dates when she is hungry as hell. Proceed with caution because she is hiding something.
Chilli Cheesburger Girl- A woman who is confident and comfortable enough with herself and you to order what she wants off the menu on a date. She is a keeper.
Joe Budden Guy- A man who uses his very attractive girlfriend/wife as a way of getting more props and attention for himself.
Contracts- An understand between a man and a woman about what will happen when they get together i.e. if I fly you out to my city we are going to have sex or if you buy me this coach bag I will give it up.
Georged- When a woman claims she just has a “friend” and that “friend” ends up taking your girlfriend/wife. Name comes from the guy my 1st love left me for. Watch this video “Just a Friend” By Biz Markie for reference:
The File- A mental storage space about everything possible about the person who are interested in.
The Draft Board- Similar the NFL a mental board assessing potential mates. Strengths, weaknesses, liabilities and etc all determine how high they are on the Draft Board.
