Here is the situation.
You have met the perfect young lady, but there is one small problem.
She considers you just a “buddy” and you are stuck in the dreaded:
FRIEND ZONE
There are people who will tell you once you get caught in the “Friend Zone” there are no ways out.  Luckily for you that is what the Dean of NoHology is for. 
I can pull you out of that black hole, but you have to pay attention, do exactly what I say and you will be “breaking lamps” with your “buddy’ soon enough.
First …

From the time I saw Petey Pablo video “Freek A Leak” I was hooked on Esther Baxter. I have met her a few times, very nice and surprisingly intelligent young lady.
She is definitely on the Break Lamps Hall of Fame wall. More importantly even when not all “made up” she is still gorgeous and that is hard to come by these days.
She was in Miami for the Super Bowl and definitely still on the top of her game. Here are some pics from here in ATL.

Here name is Anna Perret she is 18 years old and is from Amsterdam.
She doesn’t have much of an “Applebottom”, but she is drop dead gorgeous even if barely legal (no R Kelly).
As you know AppleBottom is Saint Louis Rapper Nelly’s designer jeans. Originally it was targeted more to the chocolate ladies, but it appears he wants to diversify his brand to all 31 Female Flavors, so what do you think?

With Super Bowl weekend over and NBA All-Star weekend upcoming nohoism is in full effect. You could say that the Super Bowl weekend was like the playoffs for nohos and All-Star is the Championship.
If you aren’t an athlete, entertainer, musician or etc it could be hard getting your noho on Fellas, but I am going to give you some tips that can help you break lamps daily.
1- Know Your Lane
My philosophy on women is that no woman is unattainable, but when you are …

“Dead Lay” Kim K.
Bwahahahahaha!!! I can’t help but laugh. The other day I was sent the Kim Kardashian sex tape, again Bwahahahahaha. Any time I see her name my first thought is “Dead Lay” and “Poor Reggie”. My heart goes out to him for a few reasons. (Bwahahahahaha)  Now don’t get this wrong, I’m not just writing something to bash Kim K. but to bring focus to women and men who just cannot let themselves go so that they can receive the ultimate satisfaction.

The picture is really hard to look at isn’t it?
Sometimes in domestic abuse cases it is a little sketchy on if the accuser was actually abused. Nothing sketchy about that. It is clear that Rihanna didn’t just get “abused” she got “assaulted”.
With situation like these the truth is somewhere in the middle, but regardless of what Rihanna did, it shouldn’t have caused this type of reaction by Chris Brown. There is no excusing that.

There is no justification for hitting a woman unless your life or someone …

New Year’s Eve, the biggest night of the year for couples. There is a saying that whoever you’re with on New Year’s Eve is who you will be with for the rest of the year.  New Year’s Eve does not lie; it is the night that will tell the truth. How’s this; So you think he’s your man? You’ve been hanging with him many days and nights throughout the year. You both have had so much fun and good times.  Yes there have been days that he has been MIA, …

2009 Revenge of the Jump Offs: Chick 2B Strikes back
2009 will go down as the year Jump offs and side chicks struck back! Just a quick look over some of the indiscretions that made headlines this year cements the fact that sports and side pieces go hand in hand.
The popular conversation amongst many once you move past the obvious “they shouldn’t be cheating to begin with”. Is the idea that these men need to choose someone that has “just as much to lose as they do” So while others have …

Ever since this Tiger situation went down and all of his assorted mistresses came out, fellas would ask me if they are going to cheat what is the best type of woman to cheat with.
My answer is always the same, you shouldn’t cheat if at all possible, but if you must these are the types of women to cheat with:
1-      A woman with a lot to lose
This goes along with the “Cheating to Upgrade” commandment.  Don’t cheat with your co-worker, cheat with your boss.  Don’t cheat with a married woman …

Brothers with money, Sista you ain’t got a chance!
Yep, I said it! I know some sista is cursing right about now, but the odds of a Sista ending up with a Brother with money, is Very Slim.  Interracial Dating is a touchy and controversial topic for both men and women of all races. Before you look at my picture and pass judgment on this article I’d like you to know that it is a collaboration of several women and men, of different races. Nothing here is absolute or 100%, but …