If you’re like me, you don’t really follow entertainment news, but nowadays it’s nearly impossible not to find yourself bombarded by updates on your current celebrities. You’d have to be living under a rock not to have been paying attention to the latest news break in the entertainment industry… Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from her husband Jesse James and revealed that three months ago she adopted a baby boy from New Orleans named Louis Bardo Bullock.

It’s taboo in greater society, but we all know that makes it all the more desirable. No, kiddies, I’m not talking about smoking loud packs. Your Auntie Ginger is talking about sex in public places. If you haven’t done it yourself, I’m sure you can think of at least one friend that has. Those 1,000 count sheets and goose down comforters may sound good when you’re ready to hit the hay, but not everyone strictly sticks to the mattresses when getting down and dirty. Whether you’re looking for a little …

We are constantly talking about men cheating (blame Tiger).  I am a realist so I accept the fact the majority people are cheating, but that doesn’t mean it is right, so I am going to give the fellas some tips to how to be in the small percentile of men who don’t cheat:
1-      Stay out of cheating situations
Very hard not to cheat if you are staring at a naked women.  Very hard not to cheat when you continue to flirt with the woman who you know wants to sleep with …

I am a man of logic.  My NoHology teaches two things:
Truth & Common Sense.
An open marriage isn’t truthful and doesn’t make sense.  People who have an open marriage will tell you that what they are doing is being totally and 100% honest with each other.  That the reason they have an open marriage is so there aren’t any secrets.
They are lying to you and to themselves and I will tell you why.
If you really wanted things to be “open” they wouldn’t be married in the first place.
Marriage is a legal …

I was talking to a friend about how you need to prioritize your lady friends.  She asked simply:
“How do you do it?”
I explained to her it is very similar to the seating on a 747 Jet and I thought I would share that concept with you guys, so you can make sure you have your females seated properly on the “Pimp Plane”.
1-      1st Class
Use this as a barometer; say you have 100 ladies on your blackberry messenger (Team Blackberry).  You get pulled over and have five unpaid parking tickets in …

Nothing worse than “Fake Thugs”.
Thomas Bruso aka Epic Beard Man gave a lesson to all “Fake Thugs” in the world with his beatdown of “Tyrone” on an Oakland transit bus (this had to happen in Oakland right?).
Here are the best videos and pics from the incident.
Which included classic lines like:
“I am the M*therF*cker”
“He leakin”
“We can press charges I got it on tape”
and the now infamous:
“CALL THE AMBER LAMPS”

Here is the full clip in it’s entirety

Here is the situation.
You have met the perfect young lady, but there is one small problem.
She considers you just a “buddy” and you are stuck in the dreaded:
FRIEND ZONE
There are people who will tell you once you get caught in the “Friend Zone” there are no ways out.  Luckily for you that is what the Dean of NoHology is for. 
I can pull you out of that black hole, but you have to pay attention, do exactly what I say and you will be “breaking lamps” with your “buddy’ soon enough.
First …

From the time I saw Petey Pablo video “Freek A Leak” I was hooked on Esther Baxter. I have met her a few times, very nice and surprisingly intelligent young lady.
She is definitely on the Break Lamps Hall of Fame wall. More importantly even when not all “made up” she is still gorgeous and that is hard to come by these days.
She was in Miami for the Super Bowl and definitely still on the top of her game. Here are some pics from here in ATL.

Here name is Anna Perret she is 18 years old and is from Amsterdam.
She doesn’t have much of an “Applebottom”, but she is drop dead gorgeous even if barely legal (no R Kelly).
As you know AppleBottom is Saint Louis Rapper Nelly’s designer jeans. Originally it was targeted more to the chocolate ladies, but it appears he wants to diversify his brand to all 31 Female Flavors, so what do you think?

With Super Bowl weekend over and NBA All-Star weekend upcoming nohoism is in full effect. You could say that the Super Bowl weekend was like the playoffs for nohos and All-Star is the Championship.
If you aren’t an athlete, entertainer, musician or etc it could be hard getting your noho on Fellas, but I am going to give you some tips that can help you break lamps daily.
1- Know Your Lane
My philosophy on women is that no woman is unattainable, but when you are …