BreakLamps | Breaking Lamps Since 2009 - Part 2
5 Things Men Can Do Better in 2010

In 2010 my goal is for the Fellas to unite and do better.  In reality we are all brothers, but we have some things we need to clear up and that is where I come in.
Here are 5 things men need to do better in 2010.
1-      Stop being hypocrites when it comes to cheating.

The 10 BonaFide Commandments For The Cheating Man

THE 10 BONA FIDE COMMANDMENTS FOR THE CHEATING MAN:
I- THOU SHOULDN’T CHEAT.
Cheating is wrong. If you are in a committed relationship and you cheat then why were you in the relationship in the first place?
Sounds simple right? Unfortunately as men our urge to break lamps is very strong. Which is why I estimate out of every 10 men you talk to 9 of them have cheated at least once in their past and I will tell you why.
Men cheat because it is genetic, women have no clue how …

Recently someone on twitter asked me a simple question:
“Robert what is a bathwaterslurper?”
My answer was simple and to the point.
When a woman tells a guy to “jump” his response is to hire “Kriss Kross”.

The “Bathwaterslurping” epidemic is infecting more men than the “Swine Flu” so it is my job as the Dean of Nohology to educate you on the two different versions of Slurpers that are in our society. You might want to take notes.
1- The Male on Female Slurping
This is the most common bathwaterslurper. Let me be clear …

How To Pick Up Women In The Club

For a long time my “Pimp Focus” was very poor in club type settings and the reason was very simple.
My greatest strengths when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex are my:
Communications Skills
I am an ok looking guy and I am not a baller so if I am getting women it is on the strength of my personality.
The club dilutes that because it is loud, crowded and filled with drunken people so it is very difficult to hold any type of meaningful conversation.
So for years when it came to …

The 5 Reasons Men Cheat

The million dollar question:
WHY DO MEN CHEAT??
I have the answer ladies, so I suggest you take out your pad and pen because I am about to save some relationships (or destroy some, but I digress).
Here are the reasons men cheat:

The Opposite Sex Contract

I am a sports journalist, so it isn’t unusual for me to equate matters of the heart with sports analogies. One of my favorites to explain to people, and now to you, is the art of:

“Contract Negotiations”
This is going to be told from a male perspective, but it can apply to anyone because the premise is the same.
When a team has the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft, that team will spend millions of dollars and many hours scouting to make sure their pick will be the one that …

Relationships in The Age of Ambiguity

Welcome to 2010: The Age of Ambiguity. Well, in regard to relationships, that is. I recently took an impromptu poll amongst friends in the 21-35 age range and learned something that I’ve suspected for quite some time… None of them are technically in a relationship. Now, don’t get me wrong – all of the people that were polled seem to be in some fascimile of a relationship. If my opinion were asked, I would label them as being in a relationship. In reality? None of these people sat down and …

It finally happened. I was conned into watching “The Bucket List.” But it pushed me into contemplating my own life and wondering what I would put on my own bucket list. I already have a regular list of things I plan on doing before I start pushing daisies, so as per usual, my thoughts inevitably turned to sex when I became bored with the film and my own musings. So here it is in its near entirety… my dirty to-do list: 
 

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH… 1, 2, 3. I may as well …

I’m a pretty adventurous person, but rarely am I an initiator of things from a romantic standpoint. I prefer to sit back, let things happen and see where they take me. From there I will decide if I want to take things further… There is no point, no moral to be gained by reading this story. It’s just a short humorous anecdote here to remind you of hard it can be to pick up on the mixed signals that are sent out in the world everyday. It serves as a …

I’ve been lucky to be the recipient of good times, great drinks, and even greater love of some amazing men friends. Some I have lost contact with as I’ve run through the years and boyfriends, but as long as I remember, I’ve had a guy friend only a phone call away. They’ve all had different personalities, appearances, characteristics, and always the varying sexualities, but they all have been there for me. Some more than my women friends. This is not unusual. I’m certain you all have friends of the opposite …