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We are constantly talking about men cheating (blame Tiger).  I am a realist so I accept the fact the majority people are cheating, but that doesn’t mean it is right, so I am going to give the fellas some tips to how to be in the small percentile of men who don’t cheat:
1-      Stay out of cheating situations
Very hard not to cheat if you are staring at a naked women.  Very hard not to cheat when you continue to flirt with the woman who you know wants to sleep with …

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I was talking to a friend about how you need to prioritize your lady friends.  She asked simply:
“How do you do it?”
I explained to her it is very similar to the seating on a 747 Jet and I thought I would share that concept with you guys, so you can make sure you have your females seated properly on the “Pimp Plane”.
1-      1st Class
Use this as a barometer; say you have 100 ladies on your blackberry messenger (Team Blackberry).  You get pulled over and have five unpaid parking tickets in …

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Here is the situation.
You have met the perfect young lady, but there is one small problem.
She considers you just a “buddy” and you are stuck in the dreaded:
FRIEND ZONE
There are people who will tell you once you get caught in the “Friend Zone” there are no ways out.  Luckily for you that is what the Dean of NoHology is for. 
I can pull you out of that black hole, but you have to pay attention, do exactly what I say and you will be “breaking lamps” with your “buddy’ soon enough.
First …

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From the time I saw Petey Pablo video “Freek A Leak” I was hooked on Esther Baxter. I have met her a few times, very nice and surprisingly intelligent young lady.
She is definitely on the Break Lamps Hall of Fame wall. More importantly even when not all “made up” she is still gorgeous and that is hard to come by these days.
She was in Miami for the Super Bowl and definitely still on the top of her game. Here are some pics from here in ATL.

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Ever since this Tiger situation went down and all of his assorted mistresses came out, fellas would ask me if they are going to cheat what is the best type of woman to cheat with.
My answer is always the same, you shouldn’t cheat if at all possible, but if you must these are the types of women to cheat with:
1-      A woman with a lot to lose
This goes along with the “Cheating to Upgrade” commandment.  Don’t cheat with your co-worker, cheat with your boss.  Don’t cheat with a married woman …

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The Feline Chart was first created by the legendary VThrilla, but has been tweaked into a Break Lamps philosophy.
This guide is a general reference on dealing with women at different stages of their life.  Once again it is just a guide not an absolute.  All women don’t women fit in.  Some are more or less mature, so be aware.
This guide is perfect for men ages 18-40 without further ado here is the Feline Chart:

BLACK CATS: 25 YEARS & YOUNGER:
What are black cats associated with?
Bad Luck
If you are dealing with black …

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Chris Brown hate him or love him, provoked or not did a very bad thing to Rihanna. He has been punished in a lot of ways. Legally, professionally and maybe more importantly his reputation has been permanently stained.
Similar to Ike Turner when you think of or talk about Chris Brown what he did to Rihanna will always be in the back (or front) of people’s mind.
What he did was wrong and something he is going to have to live with for the rest of his life. There …

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10 to 2 Position
What is the 10 to 2 Position? In my recent article “SEXTIPS” one of my #sextips was “Learn the 10 to 2 position for giving her oral”. That #sextip was all the buzz on Twitter.
Here you go fellas (and ladies): When engaging in oral sex on her focus on more than just surface of the clitoris. Gently glide your tongue around the head of her clit and think about the 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock.  Mark those positions on her clit and gently glide your tongue beneath …