Fellas sex is like boxing and lets be real none of us are undefeated. Many suffered a lot of first round knockouts, but that is about to change.

It is time we stop being “Glass Joe” and start being the champ.

Make no mistake, women hold the belts. They have what we want. They are the star attraction.

We are contenders who have to fight our way up the ranks (dates, gifts, long conversations we don’t want to have, going to her stupid family BBQ & etc) to get that title shot.

Some boxers only get one title shot so you have to make the most of your opportunity when it comes.

I am going to take you through a training camp like you never been through before and when we are done you will be calling yourself the “Greatest of All-Time” and she will be begging you for a rematch.

You will be the champ and women from all over will be dying to get in the ring with you.

Just call me Cus D’amato. Time to get to work.

1- What type of boxer are you?

Fellas you have to know your strengths and weaknesses. You have to play to your strengths and mask your weaknesses. Don’t try to be a super hero. If your going into a battle with someone who has a good right hand and you know you’ve been knocked out before by right hands. The lesson is simple stay away from the right hand.

If you were knocked out in your five previous bouts when the woman has been on top of you then please by any means necessary don’t let that be the first position she gets you in.

If you have a hard time going 12 rounds you might have to take a round or two off in the middle. Get you some water or something.

You know your style better than anyone else. Don’t try to be Mike Tyson if your skill set is more suited to be Floyd Mayweather. Be smart and honest about who you are.

2- No two boxers are the same.

Fellas you have to understand what worked on one female doesn’t necessarily work on all.

Females, like boxers, come in many varieties. Southpaws, tall, short, heavyweights, lightweights, defensive, aggressive and etc.

If you try to fight them all the same way, yeah, you might win a few, but more than likely you are going to get KOed because you didn’t train properly.

You have to observe your opponent. Understand what she likes and doesn’t like. Most women don’t agree to title bouts on short notice (unless the money is right of course) so you will have some time.

Don’t be afraid to ask her what her weaknesses are. Create your game plan around her as opposed to just “doing what you do”. Women want to lose the belt; they will help you if you let them.

3- Take a couple of rounds to feel her out

Dudes get KOed quick when they just come in the ring swinging. Women are good with counter punching so if you come wild she will shut you down quick and you will not get a rematch.

You have to feel them out. There is a skill to this because this isn’t the Young and The Restless; no woman wants a guy dancing around the ring for 12 rounds.

So when I say feel her out I mean literally feel her out. What are a boxer’s best tools?

HANDS

No different in the bedroom; use your hands to feel all over her body. Offer massages, head rubs, foot rubs, temple rubs and etc.

I call it TTC

Touch, Tease and Caress.

This serves two purposes.

One it gives your body a little bit of time to calm down and two, women are like old cars, sometimes it takes them a minute to get warmed up.

Don’t be afraid to take a “dive”. Between her legs that is. If you do it correctly by the time the real boxing starts she may take a literal dive and hand over the belt without much resistance.

4- Stick and move

If you did the “feeling out process” at some point she is going to be ready to fight and this is where you are going to win and lose the title so pay close attention.

Unless the chick is absolutely horrible in the ring, you are going to get hit and you are going to get hit hard.

You have to be able to take a punch, but don’t get involved in a brawl you can’t win.

You have to stick and move. Women don’t like to be bored and this is to our advantage. They don’t want you laying on them for 30 minutes in the missionary position just sweating. This is when you have to man up and take control of the fight.

So you hitting it, she hitting back and as soon as she hits you with a blow that stuns, you must:

A- Change Positions

You have to be slick with this. You were knocking it out on the ropes then you got hit with a counter punch so you need to get off the ropes. Now this is in the heat of the action so you have to do it seamlessly.

You have to man up and physically move her. If you were hitting from the back turn her over. If she was on top and you are on your back sit up and wrap her legs around you (personal favorite of mine). If your on top move to a 45 degree angle scissors position.

Doesn’t matter what you do, but get yourself in a different spot. By changing positions your brain will need time to tell your “other brain” what is going on, which in turn will allow you to survive the round.

Females like this because now you are in round 10 and it has been back and forth action. Crowd is on their feet.

5- The Roll

I use to deal with a young lady that shall remain nameless. She use to allow me to do all my feeling, sticking and moving, diving and etc. Then because she is a woman and she was the champ around the 10th round:

BAM!!!!!!!

Never saw the punch coming and the fight was over. Nothing worse than winning a fight for 10 rounds and then ending up flat on your back like Ricky Hatton.

So I went back to my trainer (which is me) and was like how can I combat this?

That is when I came up with “The Roll”.

If you made it to the 10th round you have done a hell of a job and you are probably going to get a rematch, but you still don’t hold the belt. If you have an ego like me you want to be the champ and “The Roll” will ensure that happens.

By the 10th round I understand you are tired, you are hurting and you are running out of gas, but these are the championship rounds so just hang in there.

Women can sense weakness and smell blood in the water, so she is going to try to knock you out. Don’t believe a woman won’t sit around with her girlfriends telling them how she had you gasping for air after she hit you with the knockout punch.

So when that big punch comes simply:

ROLL

Nothing complicated, just roll. Doesn’t matter where you roll to, the floor, side of the bed, outside, it doesn’t matter just roll. Knock over something in the process.

Something about rolling turns a woman on. Something very primal about having such intense sex that you are falling all over the place.

Lovemaking is great, but breaking furniture while having sex tells her you are into her so much that you simply do not care about anything except making her orgasm.

No woman can resist that.

If you roll properly she will submit and you will be crowned the champ.

*Bonus*

“Don’t be Buster Douglas”

For one night Buster Douglas was focused, prepared and determined to be the champ and on that night he knocked out Mike Tyson.

As soon as he got the belt he went back to being the same lazy, unprepared Buster Douglas he was before and got knocked out.

Anybody can have one good night but fellas try to be a long term champ for your ladies.

The whole point of this article fellas is that after the match is over both of you should be exhausted giving each other a hug in the middle of the ring and be dying to fight again.