It finally happened. I was conned into watching “The Bucket List.” But it pushed me into contemplating my own life and wondering what I would put on my own bucket list. I already have a regular list of things I plan on doing before I start pushing daisies, so as per usual, my thoughts inevitably turned to sex when I became bored with the film and my own musings. So here it is in its near entirety… my dirty to-do list: 
 

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH… 1, 2, 3. I may as well …

I’m a pretty adventurous person, but rarely am I an initiator of things from a romantic standpoint. I prefer to sit back, let things happen and see where they take me. From there I will decide if I want to take things further… There is no point, no moral to be gained by reading this story. It’s just a short humorous anecdote here to remind you of hard it can be to pick up on the mixed signals that are sent out in the world everyday. It serves as a …

I’ve been lucky to be the recipient of good times, great drinks, and even greater love of some amazing men friends. Some I have lost contact with as I’ve run through the years and boyfriends, but as long as I remember, I’ve had a guy friend only a phone call away. They’ve all had different personalities, appearances, characteristics, and always the varying sexualities, but they all have been there for me. Some more than my women friends. This is not unusual. I’m certain you all have friends of the opposite …

If you’re like me, you don’t really follow entertainment news, but nowadays it’s nearly impossible not to find yourself bombarded by updates on your current celebrities. You’d have to be living under a rock not to have been paying attention to the latest news break in the entertainment industry… Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from her husband Jesse James and revealed that three months ago she adopted a baby boy from New Orleans named Louis Bardo Bullock.

It’s taboo in greater society, but we all know that makes it all the more desirable. No, kiddies, I’m not talking about smoking loud packs. Your Auntie Ginger is talking about sex in public places. If you haven’t done it yourself, I’m sure you can think of at least one friend that has. Those 1,000 count sheets and goose down comforters may sound good when you’re ready to hit the hay, but not everyone strictly sticks to the mattresses when getting down and dirty. Whether you’re looking for a little …