With Super Bowl weekend over and NBA All-Star weekend upcoming nohoism is in full effect. You could say that the Super Bowl weekend was like the playoffs for nohos and All-Star is the Championship.

If you aren’t an athlete, entertainer, musician or etc it could be hard getting your noho on Fellas, but I am going to give you some tips that can help you break lamps daily.

1- Know Your Lane

My philosophy on women is that no woman is unattainable, but when you are dealing with short period of time you have to quickly identify which type of women you should focus on.

Here is a quick scale to help you out:

A- The Elite Noho

She only deals with the athletes and entertainers, so if she can’t find your salary online good luck.

B- The Wannabe Elite Noho

She sees this as her time to step up to elite nohoism has realized the “Groupie Status” isn’t where it is at, so she has moved up a level.

C- The Groupie

She wants to be in the Elite status, but just doesn’t know how, so she is more of a hanger on hoping she gets swooped up.

D- The Party Girls

Just wants to have fun. Not that interested in finding a “baller” per se, but more interested in being at the hottest events and having a good time.

E- The Friend

She is the one who has been normally just sits in the house all the time, but her girlfriends have drugged her out to “have some fun”.

Now depending on what type of guy you are, you can focus which type of female will be available. Now you can always lie to puff up your resume even though we preach truth around these parts.

In general you want to focus on the Party Girls, but if you have any type of status and your pimp focus is strong you can pull groupies and wannabe elite nohos. Be careful with “The Friend” she is normally the most “girlfriendish” of the crew, but it make take all weekend to get her naked and even then it is 50/50.

2- If you want to make it Rain have an umbrella

A lot of men believe flashing cash will immediately draw the intention of women. The premise of that is correct, but it is the type of women that can be a problem.

It is very common to get hustle at these types of events. I saw a dude spend at least $200-300 on drinks for a woman and her friends at Super Bowl only to see that same woman walk out with another guy who didn’t spend a dime.

Don’t jeopardize your savings over a woman, it isn’t worth it.

Cash is not the only way to show “Status”. Don’t let your ego get the best of you. Let me give you an example.

Say there is a hot club event going on. You get there, but line around the block, but they are saying you can get in for $200.

No club is worth paying $200 for, it makes you look like a groupie. VIPs don’t pay. I haven’t paid to get in a Club since 2007. I didn’t buy one drink while I was in Miami and trust me I was liquored up. Do some research find out how you can get on “VIP” lists (it isn’t as hard as you think) and use your social networks.

You will come back with more money in your pocket and still get the same results.

3- Be Honest

First read this:

How to Pick Up Women In the Club

When I say be honest what I am saying is whatever you want out of the situation you need to let the young ladies know. These are time sensitive situations with a lot of competition.

The example I always use is Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours.

Murphy ends up at a club and he meets this young lady. They have a good time and then Eddie cuts to the chase and says he has been in jail and he needs to break lamps. Straight to the point.

If you coming down to those events with that in mind, don’t BS around just tell them because it is likely they are thinking the same thing. If the say no, don’t get mad “On to the Next One”.

4- Don’t be a male groupie

I don’t care if the person makes 100 million a year and you make $12,000 a year you are both men and men should not be groupies to other men.

Two reasons why this is problematic:

A- Women hate to see men more excited about seeing their favorite athlete/entertainer than them.

B- It’s just weird.

5- Don’t be Hater man

You know the type always complaining about the chicks, the athletes, the entertainers, the hotel, the food and etc.

Hate stems from jealousy.

The two main things men are jealous of?

Women & Money

So when you mix in highly paid men with blue collar men sometimes it could be an explosive situation when egos get out of control.

Don’t be that guy, it isn’t worth it.

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Most importantly just have a good time, don’t let anything stress you and be yourself. Everything should work out fine and you will be breaking lamps to the sun comes up.