Nothing worse than “Fake Thugs”.
Thomas Bruso aka Epic Beard Man gave a lesson to all “Fake Thugs” in the world with his beatdown of “Tyrone” on an Oakland transit bus (this had to happen in Oakland right?).
Here are the best videos and pics from the incident.
Which included classic lines like:
“I am the M*therF*cker”
“He leakin”
“We can press charges I got it on tape”
and the now infamous:
“CALL THE AMBER LAMPS”

Here is the full clip in it’s entirety

Here is the situation.
You have met the perfect young lady, but there is one small problem.
She considers you just a “buddy” and you are stuck in the dreaded:
FRIEND ZONE
There are people who will tell you once you get caught in the “Friend Zone” there are no ways out.  Luckily for you that is what the Dean of NoHology is for. 
I can pull you out of that black hole, but you have to pay attention, do exactly what I say and you will be “breaking lamps” with your “buddy’ soon enough.
First …

From the time I saw Petey Pablo video “Freek A Leak” I was hooked on Esther Baxter. I have met her a few times, very nice and surprisingly intelligent young lady.
She is definitely on the Break Lamps Hall of Fame wall. More importantly even when not all “made up” she is still gorgeous and that is hard to come by these days.
She was in Miami for the Super Bowl and definitely still on the top of her game. Here are some pics from here in ATL.

Here name is Anna Perret she is 18 years old and is from Amsterdam.
She doesn’t have much of an “Applebottom”, but she is drop dead gorgeous even if barely legal (no R Kelly).
As you know AppleBottom is Saint Louis Rapper Nelly’s designer jeans. Originally it was targeted more to the chocolate ladies, but it appears he wants to diversify his brand to all 31 Female Flavors, so what do you think?

With Super Bowl weekend over and NBA All-Star weekend upcoming nohoism is in full effect. You could say that the Super Bowl weekend was like the playoffs for nohos and All-Star is the Championship.
If you aren’t an athlete, entertainer, musician or etc it could be hard getting your noho on Fellas, but I am going to give you some tips that can help you break lamps daily.
1- Know Your Lane
My philosophy on women is that no woman is unattainable, but when you are …