The 5 Reasons Men Cheat

The million dollar question:

WHY DO MEN CHEAT??

I have the answer ladies, so I suggest you take out your pad and pen because I am about to save some relationships (or destroy some, but I digress).

Here are the reasons men cheat:

1-      Lack of attention

When a woman wants a man she is willing to do a lot of things to get him. 

One of the things she does?

FREAK IN THE BEDROOM

She is giving it up and she is rocking his world.  Many lamps are broken in the process.  Because of that interaction among other things the man falls “Balls Deep In Love” with the woman.

Some women though after they have captured the man all of sudden don’t feel the urge to give up the cookies so freely.

Even when she does it definitely isn’t as exciting as it once was.

Before, she use to come to bed in high heels, Victoria Secret and fully made up, now she comes to bed in a head scraf and t-shirt.

Those are the lucky guys.  Some guys don’t get any lamp breaking action from their females at all.

Men are not that dissimilar from women in regards to needing attention from their significant other.  If they aren’t getting that attention or more importantly they aren’t getting those lamps broke no matter how good the man is he will start to search out women who will give him that attention.

And are more than willing to break furniture at the Model 6 to give it to your man.

2-      They get tired of eating chicken

There are women who even after getting with their man “Break Lamps” game is outstanding so no complaints there.

The problem is some men just get tired of being with the same woman day after day, week after week and year after year.

Chicken might be your favorite food, but after two years of eating it straight and someone offers you a juicy steak you might partake even if you know it is bad for you.

How can woman stop this from happening?

Spice up that chicken from time to time. There are many different ways to cook chicken you need to master each one.

3-      The Incredible Hulk

All men have a beast inside of us.  We are predators by nature and our prey of choice is female.

Similar to Bruce Banner to stay faithful we have to control our inner Hulk, because when the Hulk gets out normally:

HULKS SMASH

You will notice a lot of “faithful” men are homebodies.  The reason being if you go outside there are women who will bring out the Hulk in them.

There is no such thing as a man who is incapable of cheating.

Smart men don’t put themselves in position to where they have to make that choice.  It is in our DNA to want to Break Lamps with as many women as possible.  It is our top head that keeps us from just jumping on everything that moves. 

Alas there are some men who just think with there bottom head.

4-      Nohos

There are a portion of women in our society who are attracted to breaking lamps with other women boyfriends and husbands.

Maybe it is an ego thing; maybe they just get a kick out of it, but whatever the reason they are very good at helping along the cheating process.

Men by nature are barely holding it together in regards to not cheating, so it isn’t difficult for men to be swayed by a noho especially one who are willing to do things maybe wifey stop doing a very long time ago.

5-      Because They Can

I have had many friends past, present and I am sure in the future who love their significant others very much, but still cheat on them all the time.

The reason is simple they just don’t care.  No crazy theories or rationale they just don’t care. Women are available to them and they choose to partake in the “female buffet”.

In a lot of these cases one of the first four reasons started them off, but once they got started they could never stop.

Cheating is like being a thief.

When you get away with robbing one bank you don’t just retire you go rob more banks.  Once you have robbed so many banks you start to feel invincible.

Even when men get caught if the judge (the woman) puts them on probation (take them back) they just figure out ways to be better at cheating.

Even when the judge (the woman) sends them to jail (the break up) at this point it isn’t a matter of if they will cheat again it is will they get caught with the next woman.

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People ask this question all the time:

“Once a man starts cheating can he ever stop?”

My answer is always the same.  Bruce Banner can go years without the Hulk coming out, but once it is let out once there is always a chance it will come out again.

If you want to keep your man’s Inner Hulk from coming out here are my suggestions:

1- Be a freak in the bed often and keep that chicken spicy

2- Be aware of the places he is going (if he is a clubber, strip clubs, late night party guy & etc he probably a cheater).

3- Be of aware his female friends (A lot of times that is just a “cover story”).

4- Create reasons why he should stay at home (learn to like what he likes sports, video games or whatever).

5- If he cheats drop him and don’t look back.  If he cheats once and you take him back he will cheat again.