“Dead Lay” Kim K.

Bwahahahahaha!!! I can’t help but laugh. The other day I was sent the Kim Kardashian sex tape, again Bwahahahahaha. Any time I see her name my first thought is “Dead Lay” and “Poor Reggie”. My heart goes out to him for a few reasons. (Bwahahahahaha)  Now don’t get this wrong, I’m not just writing something to bash Kim K. but to bring focus to women and men who just cannot let themselves go so that they can receive the ultimate satisfaction.

“Dead Lay” as described in the Urban Dictionary: 

1. “A girl that doesn’t moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work”
2. Someone (male or female) that is so bad at sex you may as well be fucking a corpse, although a corpse may sometimes be more lively

Now breaking it down further (my preferred description):

1. Female dead lays: from beginning to end, she just lays there, no expression or movement, unless it’s that of boredom. You may want to check in between to see if she’s awake.
2. Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kind of like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it.

Surprisingly, ‘dead lays’ don’t feel they are missing out on anything. The satisfaction they are receiving to them is probably what it could or should be. (poor things) There are many reasons why people are dead lays like religious, guilt, shyness, fear etc. For most men aside for just being lazy or tired, some feel superior like a king to have someone cater and please them. There’s always the ‘dominatrix’ aspect which is pure ecstasy for some.

There is nothing wrong with being a “dead lay” Sometimes, but definitely not all the time.  So for those who need to let go, it first starts mentally. You have to relax your mind (even through meditation) so that your body is willing to accept and feel the sensation of what you are totally receiving. It can also be discover through masturbation. If you can master the mind and body together you will find that just using your mind ‘Alone’ can take you to the “Big O” (orgasm).

Even if you are still having a hard time with this my best advice then is to Move Your Body! Don’t be embarrassed thinking you look silly or are doing it wrong. Trust me, the man doesn’t see it as looking silly. It doesn’t matter how you do it, but once you moving your body you will discover pleasure spots that will cause to move more. Before you know it, you and your partner will be moving and working in synchronized harmony. Whooooooooo!!!

Now for those who didn’t see the lovely (booorrring) Kim K and Ray J sex tape you can take a look here. To be fair to Kim, it looks like she was moaning but I didn’t see her raise her huge ass one time to meet Ray J’s thrust. Ray J appeared to be trying to work his little program (when he wasn’t watching for the red light on the camera). And the point where he took it out and put it in her mouth… aaahhh (Kanye voice) Imma let that go cuz I’m talkin too much, LOL. 

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