Ever since this Tiger situation went down and all of his assorted mistresses came out, fellas would ask me if they are going to cheat what is the best type of woman to cheat with.

My answer is always the same, you shouldn’t cheat if at all possible, but if you must these are the types of women to cheat with:

1-      A woman with a lot to lose

This goes along with the “Cheating to Upgrade” commandment.  Don’t cheat with your co-worker, cheat with your boss.  Don’t cheat with a married woman who makes the same amount of money as her husband, cheat with the married woman who is husband makes enough so she doesn’t have to work.  If you are a 6, cheat with an 8.  If you are a black guy cheat with a white girl whose family would disown her for cheating with a black man.  Make sure you have the power of the threat not the other way around.

2-      A woman who is out of state

If you sleep with someone once and leave the next day it is almost impossible to catch feelings.  On the flipside if you sleep with someone 20 times there is a good chance someone is going to catch feelings and that is a problem.

Emotional women will do emotional things.  You want her to see the cheating as an adventure or fantasy not an affair.  Much easier to do that when you are traveling.  When you are traveling you can be whoever you want and also the chances of getting caught are extremely low.

3-      Non Attention Whores

Everyone wants to break lamps with a spotlight chick, but for cheating it would probably be best to get a low key chick.

Just observe to see if she has myspacemodel tendencies.  See if she tells you about all the men she has messed around with, because if she does she will probably talk about you too.

Use you brain fellas it is a tool.