Each Friday Break Lamps will gather questions from our Twitter and email for a mailbag. Only the best of the best questions will be answered. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. If you have a question you can DM it on Twitter or email us at info@breaklamps.com

Break Lamps Mailbag Vol 1:

Trish in Colorado: Why is it ok for men to cheat, but then their feelings get hurt when a girl cheats on them?

RLL: The male ego is the most fragile thing in the universe. On TV when men cheat it is on some Young and the Restless affair stuff, but in reality we just cheat for sport. After it is over we can act like it never happened.
We could never imagine our precious innocent girlfriend/wife  getting her lamps broke while we are out creeping. Most men cheat with whomever, females upgrade when they cheat and therein lay the issue.
Just the thought of an upgraded man hitting our woman overloads our ego and sends us into depression. My advice ladies if you are going to cheat don’t let him find out because he will never look at you the same.

Michelle in DMV: My sex life is so boring with my man same positions all the time I haven’t had an orgasm in a year help me?
RLL: Are you offering me a contract? If not here is what you do, go get you are room at the Marriot. Go to one of those sex stores and buy you some lingerie, so kinky sex toys and a whip. Trust me when your man sees you all porn star up the lamps at the Marriot will be broken.
James in NYC: If you were Chris Brown how would have handle the Rihanna situation?
RLL: I truly believe I should be in charged of Breezy PR because he would be a lot better off right now if I was in control. It should have been so simple. After he got off with no jail time he should have thrown a huge press conference and in essence said this is your one chance to ask me any question you want about the incident and after that I’m done.
Then anytime someone in the media mentioned Rihanna he would use this standard answer:
“I still love rihanna, I miss her very much. I did a horrible thing to her that almost cost me my freedom and it did cost me the love of my life. I don’t have anything negative to say about her and I wish her well. Like I said I am still in love with her.”
I guarantee you he would be cool now.

Tammy in STL: How do you come up with all this stuff? Noho, break lamps, crabtreechicks?

RLL: You don’t want to spend any time in my mind trust me.

Kelly in Boston: My man is jealous of my twitter and facebook friends I flirt with am I wrong?

RLL: People think just because you are online that you can’t catch feelings with someone and that simply is not the case.  I personally think it is easier to catch feelings online because the people you are dealing with are always showing you their “best” side.  Also online flirting is a good way for a person to get a quick “ego” boost that they might not be getting from there partner.

So you are playing a dangerous game by flirting with your friends online because it doesn’t take long, for a tweet to turn into a DM, a DM turn into an email, an email turn into a BBM, a BBM turn into a text, a text turn into a phone call, a phone call turn into a flight, a flight turn into a lunch, a lunch turn into a dinner and a dinner turn into the Laquinta’s lamps being broken.