The Feline Chart was first created by the legendary VThrilla, but has been tweaked into a Break Lamps philosophy.
This guide is a general reference on dealing with women at different stages of their life.  Once again it is just a guide not an absolute.  All women don’t women fit in.  Some are more or less mature, so be aware.
This guide is perfect for men ages 18-40 without further ado here is the Feline Chart:

BLACK CATS: 25 YEARS & YOUNGER:
What are black cats associated with?
Bad Luck
If you are dealing with black …

Chris Brown hate him or love him, provoked or not did a very bad thing to Rihanna. He has been punished in a lot of ways. Legally, professionally and maybe more importantly his reputation has been permanently stained.
Similar to Ike Turner when you think of or talk about Chris Brown what he did to Rihanna will always be in the back (or front) of people’s mind.
What he did was wrong and something he is going to have to live with for the rest of his life. There …

ill – Infatuation, Love, Lust
Which one am I in?
I’m in Love or am I? Many times men and women, especially women, say they are in “Love” when in reality they are in “Lust” or even “Infatuation” with someone. I have found myself in each of the titles at one time or another. Having to think about where I’m really at with my feelings. For me, all of them can be fun and exciting when it’s reciprocated. Why is it that we sometimes feel that we’re in …

10 to 2 Position
What is the 10 to 2 Position? In my recent article “SEXTIPS” one of my #sextips was “Learn the 10 to 2 position for giving her oral”. That #sextip was all the buzz on Twitter.
Here you go fellas (and ladies): When engaging in oral sex on her focus on more than just surface of the clitoris. Gently glide your tongue around the head of her clit and think about the 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock.  Mark those positions on her clit and gently glide your tongue beneath …

Each Friday Break Lamps will gather questions from our Twitter and email for a mailbag. Only the best of the best questions will be answered. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. If you have a question you can DM it on Twitter or email us at info@breaklamps.com
Break Lamps Mailbag Vol 1:

Trish in Colorado: Why is it ok for men to cheat, but then their feelings get hurt when a girl cheats on them?
RLL: The male ego is the most fragile thing in the universe. On …

If you follow me on Twitter you know I do a lot of “file” upgrades and downgrades in regards to my lady friends.  People assume I am joking, but they would be assuming incorrectly I keep files on every woman I come in contact with on or offline. It is my mental file cabinet.
What I want to do, is give you a glimpse at how one of these files look.  This is the first time a file has been shared with the public or even been written in print, …

BREAKING LAMPS TIPS
written by LexiTalks for BreakLamps.com
Aaahhh SEX! The topic we love to discuss. I recently had a discussion with some ladies that have never or very rarely experienced an Orgasm. I was totally shocked and that is pretty hard for me. One lady said that when she gets to a certain level of excitement and begins to shake she would have the man pull out. WHAT!!!! I was floored, could not believe that. “Are you crazy” I said? “Girl, you were on the brink of the …

The only time you should hit a woman is if you life is in danger. I seriously doubt at the time Chris Brown assaulted Rihanna and lets just be real that is what is was an assault, he believe that his life was in danger.
Men who beat on women are weak. They have there own insecurities about their masculinity and they take that out on women.
I am on record saying that even if it was his first offense or he was provoked that Chris Brown should have went …

If you read:
A Comprehensive Guide on Following Me on Twitter
You should know all about my DOF (Death of Flip Flops) Revolution.
Files will be downgraded if you wear flip flops to the following places:
1- The Club
2- The Mall
3- Dates
4- Events
5- Funerals
6- Church
7- Work
You are only allowed to wear flip flops at home, the beach, leaving the gym or to run errands less than thirty minutes in length.
But you can’t have a Revolution without a theme song, so ladies and gentleman I present to you the World Premiere of DOF- Death of Flip Flops

We appreciate Trey Songz wanting to force people to follow him, but nawwwwwwww. At BreakLamps.com we believe in Freedom of the Lamp Breaking Videos.