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5 Rules To Do a Proper Sex Tape and Not Get Exposed

When people talk about “Sex Tapes” a lot of them only talk about celebrity or athletes tapes that have been secretly “leaked”.
Let me tell you though, the amount of homegrown sex tapes on the internet ranges in the millions.

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5 Rules To Do a Proper Sex Tape and Not Get Exposed

When people talk about “Sex Tapes” a lot of them only talk about celebrity or athletes tapes that have been secretly “leaked”.
Let me tell you though, the amount of homegrown sex tapes on the internet ranges in the millions.

There Is No Such Thing As An “Open Marriage”

I am a man of logic.  My NoHology teaches two things:
Truth & Common Sense.
An open marriage isn’t truthful and doesn’t make sense.  People who have an open marriage will tell you that what they are doing is being totally and 100% honest with each other.  That the reason they have an open marriage is so there aren’t any secrets.

Twitter After Dark Recap 8-17-2010

Every once in awhile I will drop Twitter knowledge on my personal account @RobertLittal on the late night creep. When I do that I will provide of the Top Tweets from the session.
Enjoy:

10 Rules 4 The So Called Twitter Pimp

Twitter has taken over the universe and with it a bunch of “Bath Slurping Dudes” are once again making the fellas look bad. So here are 10 rules to live by if you want to get your Twitter Pimp on.

Don’t Be a Dos Equis Dude..Control Your Thirst

The male DNA is that of a hunter.
Our natural instinct when we see a woman (especially a pretty one) is to pounce.  We are like coyotes and women are deer.
Go to any club in the world and you will see a pack of men (coyotes) stationed on the wall or at the bar scanning for women (the deer) and when they see one or a group walk pass they jump on them like wild animals.

The Sex Gods Favor The Bold

You are a NFL Head Coach and you are faced with a dilemma.
There are six minutes left in the 4th quarter and you are down by four points.
Your team is at the 50 yard line and you are looking at a 4th and 2.
What are you going to do?
Will you punt and hope you get another shot or will you go for it and live with the consequences?

Don’t Be a Flower Dude

Back in the Leave it to Beaver days, it was customary when a gentleman took a young lady out he would come to her door with a dozen roses and a box of chocolates.
It was his way of “courting” her and impressing her family.  Fast forward to 2010 where Rick Ross is considering “love making” music and things have change a little bit.
Men have changed and women have changed.

Fellas Are You ReggieWayning???

Before you start you have to read this to understand where the phrase “reggiewayning” comes from.
Natasha McKenzie Accused of Stealing $93,000 From Colts Star Reggie Wayne, She Claims Affair
A lot of people believe when I am talking about reggiewayning I am saying you should never spend money on a woman.
That would be untrue.

Don’t Be a “Moist Dude”

People wrongly assume when I am talking about moist dudes I am speaking about the physical aspects of being a man, but they are wrong.
Being moist is a mentality, and it is a mentality that is doing great destruction to the male species.
Moistness in men, is very easy to spot.
The number #1 trait of a moist dude?
OVERLY SENSITIVE
Men shouldn’t really care what people think of us, if you are your own man and you are doing you, how you are perceived by people outside of your inner circle shouldn’t mean …

The Definition of a NoHo

“We aint no hoes or nothin but I have sum friends willing to get down if paid so wut yall tryna do?”
They say in life there are specific snapshots that determine our legacy. When I received the text above (copied verbatim) on March 12th 2009 2:53pm Central Standard Time it changed my legacy. It is that text that sparked the entire idea for this website.
Up to then I was just your normal average Bona Fide Sports Expert Robert Littal planning a Las Vegas trip with my friends …